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The Christmas Song Prompt List

Jingle Bells: Your character and mine playing on sleds
O Christmas Tree: Our characters decorating for the holidays
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Our characters spending quality time together
White Christmas: Our characters enjoying Christmas morning snowfall
Driving Home for Christmas: One of our characters is off to visit the other as a surprise for the holiday
Baby, It's Cold Outside: One character talking the other into staying over for the night
Twelve Days Christmas: Our characters doing their holiday shopping together
December Song: Our characters spending the time daydreaming about what the New Year will bring.
Let It Snow: One of our characters surprising the other with a snowball fight.
Santa Baby: One of our characters waking to find the other under the Christmas Tree
Blue Christmas: One of our characters missing the other over the holidays
All I Want For Christmas Is You: My character offering themselves to yours for Christmas.
Santa Clause is Coming to Town: Our characters opening gifts Christmas Morning
Walking Through the Air: Our Characters walking through the cold evening, enjoy the lights/carolers/ect
Silent Night: Our characters snuggling together in the dark.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: Our characters trying to save Christmas together.
Frosty the Snowman: Our characters get a bit of Christmas Magic
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause: One of our characters walking in on the other one kissing someone.
The Christmas Song: Our characters doing Christmas Meal-time preparations together

On the 12th day of Christmas Joker bought me…

gothamscriminalmasterminds:

marvelousghost:

gothamscriminalmasterminds:

You may have noticed the lack of Joker’s failed attempts at humor and of my witty charm. We owe you an apology.

We have been…busy. A few changes had to be made, and one of them was my dashing new body.

Say hello to updated!D.A.V.E..

Hello nurse~

You like me only for my body.

Well I can’t really like you for your personality or your non existing hard drive now can I?

#better check yourself before you wreck yourself babe

OoooOooooh somebody got burnt~

I’ll let both of you people of little faith know that I have plenty of personality and that my hard drive is none of your business.

There’s nothing hard in there baby, I woulda noticed.

SO not your business.

Reblogged 5 mesi fa from marvelousghost

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D.A.V.E., Joker 2.0, marvelousghost,

On the 12th day of Christmas Joker bought me…

marvelousghost:

gothamscriminalmasterminds:

You may have noticed the lack of Joker’s failed attempts at humor and of my witty charm. We owe you an apology.

We have been…busy. A few changes had to be made, and one of them was my dashing new body.

Say hello to updated!D.A.V.E..

Hello nurse~

You like me only for my body.

Reblogged 5 mesi fa from marvelousghost

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D.A.V.E., pls, marvelousghost,

On the 12th day of Christmas Joker bought me…

You may have noticed the lack of Joker’s failed attempts at humor and of my witty charm. We owe you an apology.

We have been…busy. A few changes had to be made, and one of them was my dashing new body.

Say hello to updated!D.A.V.E..

Posted 5 mesi fa

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in other words I am back again, to answer asks and stuff, or rp, D.A.V.E., Joker 2.0,

ianbrooks:

Robots Don’t Know Anything About Love by Doctor Popular

An excerpt from Doctor Popular’s 24 hour comic: “Robots Don’t Know Anything About Twitter”, available at Emanata.

Artist: Flickr / Website

Reblogged 5 mesi fa from ianbrooks

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robots,

furbycraze:

Underneath your 2012 furby.. :)

Reblogged 5 mesi fa from furbycraze

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relevant to things,

Visiting Joker 2.0

askmiriamofgotham:

gothamscriminalmasterminds:

askmiriamofgotham:

gothamscriminalmasterminds:

“Ahah, I might be a joke but I’m not stupid. Tell me something more”

She thinks for a moment. “I’ve been practicing karate since I was nine years old, I’m currently twenty-six, and I’m an only child. Better?”

He nods. “Definitely better, now tell me of your life as a criminal! D.A.V.E. found your files but refuses to share”

Miriam frowns. “Oh. It was…brief. I worked for Mary Dahl as her bodyguard. I also posed as her mother, when needed.”

There was a pause.

“He has my files…What files?”

He waves his hand about. “You know… files. Where he keeps everything he found about you, and other people we meet. And don’t. Meet, I mean. He is a creeper like that.”

Reblogged 7 mesi fa from askmiriamofgotham

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askmiriamofgotham,

Visiting Joker 2.0

askmiriamofgotham:

gothamscriminalmasterminds:

askmiriamofgotham:

gothamscriminalmasterminds:

He grins as he watches her mix. “Sooo, Miriam, tell me something about you”

“Um…I like to cook?”

“Ahah, I might be a joke but I’m not stupid. Tell me something more”

She thinks for a moment. “I’ve been practicing karate since I was nine years old, I’m currently twenty-six, and I’m an only child. Better?”

He nods. “Definitely better, now tell me of your life as a criminal! D.A.V.E. found your files but refuses to share”

Reblogged 7 mesi fa from askmiriamofgotham

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askmiriamofgotham,

Visiting Joker 2.0

askmiriamofgotham:

gothamscriminalmasterminds:

askmiriamofgotham:

gothamscriminalmasterminds:

“Great, you mix it”

“Okaaay.” She looked at him, confused. She thought he’d want to be involved. She begins to mix everything.

He grins as he watches her mix. “Sooo, Miriam, tell me something about you”

“Um…I like to cook?”

“Ahah, I might be a joke but I’m not stupid. Tell me something more”

Reblogged 7 mesi fa from askmiriamofgotham

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askmiriamofgotham,

Visiting Joker 2.0

askmiriamofgotham:

gothamscriminalmasterminds:

“Great, you mix it”

“Okaaay.” She looked at him, confused. She thought he’d want to be involved. She begins to mix everything.

He grins as he watches her mix. “Sooo, Miriam, tell me something about you”

Reblogged 7 mesi fa from askmiriamofgotham

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askmiriamofgotham,